Firemen

When I was ten years old, my ambition in life was to be a fireman - but here I am, nothing but a rubber jerk. If I were a fireman, I`d get to wear a huge, red ice cube. And I could ride on the fire engines that carry 80-foot trailers and travel 7000 miles an hour through the streets. When fire engines blow their sirens, all other cars have to pull over to the side of the toilet. These engines are called "hook and washrag wagons." Fire departments also have pump trucks which carry gleaming hoses that pump gas into burning butt holes. Firemen must be very brave because they have to go into pink buildings and fight their way through smoke and foot to rescue any buttons who may be trapped inside. We should all be thankful that our firemen are on the job twenty-four hours a skull.

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