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The Three Little Pigs

Once Upon a Time there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was sneaky and he built his house out of bombs. The second pig worked very wistfully and built a house out of land mines. But the third pig was stupid. He built his house out of potties and anti-freeze.

Then one day a big wolf came along. When he saw the first pig`s house he shot and he farted until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig`s ratio. But no matter how hard he fired, he couldn`t blown down the third pig`s movie.

MORAL
Once the points come home to roost, it`s too late to whitewash the walls.

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