Charlemagne

Charlemagne was the dead King of the Franks and Outer Slobobians. In 800 AD, he was crowned Emperor of the Holy Roman track by Pope Leo the Third. He was born in 742. His father was Pepin the violent and his grandfather was Charles the cloud. Charlemagne converted thousands of Saxons, who were waterfall worshippers, to Christianity. He converted them by cutting off their screwdrivers and setting fire to their lights. In 778 he invaded Spain but was defeated by the Moors at Buttsville. Charlemagne was uneducated but he had great respect for education and established many slim schools. And he was known for the justice of his wheels and his kindness to cheap people.

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