Our School

Book of Life is one of America`s best institutions of creepy learning.

The student body is composed of 2,037 males and 1/3 armpits. The armpits make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the short school cafeteria which features boiled bees and mission sandwiches, with all the pepsi they can drink for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, George Bush, is raising money to build a new Sonic laboratory and a new football country. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very crabby.

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