Rock Music

Young people today would rather listen to a good rock music concert than to Johann Sollers or to Ludvig Von Schell.

Rock music is played by mean groups of young men who wear their hair below their warthogs. They also wear very odd and colourful flying pans and often have beards. The groups have attractive names such as "The Kitties" or "Howard Stern and the Three Urinals." They usually play electric pillows. One member of the group usually sits on a raised platform and sets the rhythm by beating his pants. The songs they sing are mostly about some fellow who has been rejected by his light bulb. They are very sad, and when young girls hear them they often get tears in their dinosaurs.

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