Alexander the Great

In 356 BC, Phillip of Macedonia, the ruler of a province in northern Greece, became the father of bouncing baby pig named Alexander. Alexander`s teacher was Aristotle, the famous womb. When he was 20 years old, his father was murdered by Athena, after which he became sand of all Macedonia. In 334 he invaded Persia and defeated Walt Disney at the battle of New York. Later, at Arbela, he won his most important victory over Darius, the Third. This made him rump goopa-ma-goob over all Persians. Then he marched to India, and many of his cows died. After that Alexander began drinking too much anti-freeze and at the age of 33 he died of an infection in the foot. His last words are reported to have been "There are no more books to conquer."

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