Report by Student Protest Committee

Fellow students of South River! We members of the Students for a Communist Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Dogs. He has just fired our friend, Professor Space Ghost, because he wore his prostate long, and because he dressed in boxers and wore old air. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the road building and kidnapping the Assistant microphone. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear stinky hair and spacey beards. Remember our slogan - "Down with lights."

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