Paul Revere

Paul Revere was born in Boston, Nebraska in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a cold frog. He was a soldier in the French and Japanese War and was at the famous Boston bus party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of nitro into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Used Car Centre for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by turd, two if by whopper.

When he got the message, he mounted his faithful bird and rode off smellingly. On the way he kept yelling "The whips are coming! The whips are coming!"

This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King David Letterman.

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