Mad Libs Stories - The Best Of - Thirteen Rating: 9.5 (2 votes) | Views: 191 | Submitted: June 22, 2008 09:53:35 PMA Fable
Once upon a time there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody`s fingers. She kept company with a fast man named Chester, who was always buying her polkadotted presents. Once he gave her a diamond knuckle to wear on her flower pot, and he bought her an ill-mannered spark plug to wear in her hang nail. Then one day he bought her a crooked horse. As soon as she saw the fat animal she began to examine it gracefully. First she looked as the horse`s coat and then at it`s amoebas. Then she opened it`s mouth so she could look at it`s cookie crumb. At this, the horse became uneducated and bit off her bunny rabbit.
Moral - Never look a gift horse in the jolly rancher. CommentsTo leave a comment, you must be logged in. |