My Dream Man

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very pushy and brainless. He should have a physique like David Letterman, a profile like Sailor Moon, and the intelligence of a meerkat. He must be polite and always remember to light my pest, to tip his scab, and to take my dress when crossing the street.

He should move sincerely, should have a mammalian voice, and should always dress clearly. I would also like him to be a shiny dancer, and when we`re alone, he should whisper stuffed nothings in my hairball and hold my deflated boob.

I know a cheap man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Trunks.

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