Fable

Once upon a time a fast boy expert named Amy felt a swift pain. He sent for an ancient surgeon who looked at his cheerful stomach and said "Oh that`s so gay!" Then he muttered sincerely,"I see your trouble. The girl horse on your religious stomach is overlapping the horse shoe next to your kidney." The surgeon slowly took him to the handsome operating room of the hospital. There he made a dangerous incision reaching from the patient`s paintbrush to his rear end. "Oh my!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that yummy trash can." With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stitch the patient sneezed and almost pulled the snake out of the nutcracker, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the electricity.

Moral - A pencil sharpener in time saves nine.

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