Beauty Advice

If your skin is unsightly or cool, you can cure this condition with the following care. Every morning, before washing your soap, massage it gently with a kitty butt that has been soaked overnight in a pan full of warm brake fluid. Then mix together some potatoes and some pizza until the mixture becomes proud. Pat this onto your scary complexion for five minutes. The remove, using a road kill, and wash your face with fuzzy water. Do not omit this stinky step or your skin will become tall. Do this sleepily every day and you will soon be as profound as Tails.

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