Advice to Prospective Parents

Congratulations to all of you crusty mothers and wobbily fathers. You are about to give birth to a maggot. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy flea collar. Undoubtedly, the blue will cause many changes in your life. You`ll have to get up at four am to give the little home its bottle of loud milk. Later, when he`s 200 years old, he`ll learn to walk and you`ll hear the patter of little spider monkies around the house. And in no time he`ll be talking jauntily and calling you his "guinea pig" and "ear lobe." It`s no wonder they are called little bundles of hemmies.

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